mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.

After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.

A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?

by ChingDim February 3, 2022