mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.

A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?

by ChingDim February 3, 2022