Very smart, but pretends to be an airhead to fit in. She is very good at helping her friends in their hour of need if they will take her seriously. She is very pretty and fun to be around. She can make anybody laugh with her wit! She acts innocent but she does bad things without getting caught. However she is easily taken advantage of due to her generous and kind nature. Just remember that Marys have feelings and problems too! A Mary needs a man to be loyal to her and gentlemanly. He doesn't need to buy her anything, just be affectionate.
Guy 1: *talks to Mary*
Guy 1: *is laughing*
later
Guy 1: Mary is hilarious! And I think she was flirting with me...
Guy 2: She's kinda pretty. Maybe you should ask her out?
Guy 1: sounds good!
Guy 1: *is laughing*
later
Guy 1: Mary is hilarious! And I think she was flirting with me...
Guy 2: She's kinda pretty. Maybe you should ask her out?
Guy 1: sounds good!
by Rubies3 May 5, 2011
Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 21, 2013
A nice girl, and a good friend. She's always there for you in a time of need or help, even though most of the time has has much bigger problems that yours.
by 808ninasantapintamariaohmaria January 24, 2011
Someone pretty who thinks they're ugly. Often forgets things. Usually happy, but has a darker side. Has considered suicide and cutting. Talkative and fun to be around. Interesting conversations. Makes friends easily. Has beautiful eyes. Seems cold at first. Extremely hyper near close friends. Can tell her bff everything. Sexually inexperienced. Very smart
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhfhhhhfhhhhfhdhdhhh November 7, 2013
by chaffsters33 June 14, 2008
oh mary i love you
by evlove December 8, 2016
Mary is one of the most popular names in English; often used in combinations such as Marybeth, Marylou, Mary Kathrine and of course Mary Jane.
by VeteranMary June 26, 2016