Wal Marde is a french, specifically from Quebec in Canada, parody of Wal Mart found commonly on t-shirts. Marde is French, and means shit in English, although it spelled incorrectly. Merde is the correct spelling, but as a result of Wal Mart being involved, the t-shirts say Wal Marde.
Wal-Mart?! I think its Wal-Marde!
by This Name Is Unique June 3, 2006
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A person that relishes in expressing his/her discomfort vocally (or whinges) at all times.
"Quit being such a mard-arse" (quit your whining)
by Kate November 30, 2003
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A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."
Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.
by Lev in Philly March 27, 2015
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Expression used in Québec, that could be translated in English by '' Eat shit ''. The expression is most of the time used to insult a person or an object.
1. Mike: Le directeur veut que tu passes le voir à son bureau. (The principal wants you to go meet him at his office.)
Joe : Ah, qu'il mange de la marde. (He may just eat a truck loaded of shit.)

2. Elvis Gratton (trying to install a chair on the beach): Qu'a mange d'la marde e***! (Elvis Gratton - La Chaisse)

3. Telling a toilet to manger de la marde
by Bannn July 24, 2008
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