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An alcoholic drink based off sangria or wine, originally coined by comedian/podcast&radio personality Adam Carolla when he returned to the kitchen to top off his glass of red wine. When he realized he was all out, he ingeniously decided to fortify what was left in his glass with vodka. Realizing no significant change in the taste of the red wine, albeit with a stronger kick, MANgria was born.

The male's alternative to sangria. Fortified wine.
Looking to drink red wine, but want to get buzzed quicker? Try a mangria! Add a little hard liquor to the top!

'Hey John, would you like some sangria that my wife brewed for us?' 'What do I look like, a pussy? Some mangria, if you please.'

Mangria, red wine with a boost.
Mangria by mikealope September 18, 2010
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A strong, alcoholic drink that radio host, Adam Carolla, concocts using leftover red wine, preferably Sledgehammer, and Jeremiah Weed’s 90 Proof Cherry Mash Bourbon. Amounts vary, but usually the addition of the Bourbon is an act of desperation meant to prolong the inebriation and therefore constitutes the majority of the mixed drink.
Nothing beats watching SportsCenter and sipping some homemade mangria...ah, delightful.
mangria by griffin_t_a March 2, 2011

mangraph 

mangraph (man-graf) is a tracking system used to measure the peaks and valleys of a man’s fitness, sexual relationships, education, travel, hobbies, career success or failures at any time in his life; used as a primary basis to compare with other men; way to track trash talk victories and/or defeats. Someone must qualify as a man to be measured on the mangraph
I lost my job yesterday, but at the bar last night I met a hot girl and went home with her. I think this may keep me balanced on the mangraph.
mangraph by wingman1 March 23, 2009

mangiacake 

Translation: "Cake eater". A derogatory term used by blue collar Italo-Canadians used to describe commercialized middle-class WASPs. Italo-Canadians would view the typical daily diet of fellow WASP workers to be based on refined white flour and sugar.
Dave: "Yum! Kraft peanut butter and jam sandwiches on Wonderbread and a Coke and Twinkie" for lunch. I've been hungry since my usual double-double coffee and 3 Tim Horton's donuts from this morning. I can't wait to get home and have a Schneider's honey glazed ham and McCaines frozen cake."
Mario: "Dave. Oh. Don't be such a mangiacake. I got a mortadella, tomato and provolone on a pannino and escarole salad. Why don't you come over to my moms and try some of her pasta al forno with veal and dad's homemade sausage and wine."
mangiacake by Biohazed April 30, 2006

mangiacake 

Coined by Italian-Canadians during the height of Italian immigrated to Canada. Translation to English is "cake eater". There are a few opinions of the direct origin. When Italians first settled into predominantly WASP neighborhoods around Toronto, they were often welcomed by these people of Anglo-Saxon decent with cake (i.e. pound cake). The perception by Italian-Canadians at this point was that Canadians eat a lot of cake, hence the term mangiacake.
Maria: These Canadians, always eat cake.
Vince: Yah, they are what we a call "mangiacake"

Reasons for an Italian-Canadian to call someone a mangiacake:

If you use butter to cook, versus extra virgin olive oil, then you are a mangiacake.

If your pasta sauce is from a jar branded as Ragu, Prego, etc, then you are a mangiacake.

If you pronounce Bruschetta as "broo-sh-edda", you are a mangiacake.
mangiacake by Alan Candelma September 6, 2008
a grandmother who is built like a man
you're grandmother is a mangran
Mangran by Brendan^^ October 17, 2009

mangia merda e morte 

an Italian expression that translates to "Eat Shit and Die!"
Hey stugots Mangia Merda e Morte
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