by Ozarks November 07, 2020
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by Anedo February 04, 2019
man door hand hook car door refers to a popular story based on the urban legend about The Hook. The joke is that the story is horribly written. The story goes as follows:
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
It is not typically used in a sentence but rather as a stand-alone joke. Simply saying "man door hand hook car door" usually gets a few laughs
by storme k September 14, 2018
- Let's drink one for the road!
- No, I am late!
- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.
- No, I am late!
- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.
by William Warney June 02, 2014
the man that some ones wife is seein on the side. usualy came to the back door to avoid any other house wives seein him.
by jojo the flying monkey January 05, 2004
Car doorman, also known as Dorito and pink princess, is the hardest working man there is on the planet, he worked his way up from having no experience whatsoever, to becoming the le-jin-dary man himself, Kim Seokjin. He is also known as the loyal and fabulous diva wife to the world famous IQ 148.
An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.
An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.
by toolazytomakeapseudonym January 04, 2019
more background:
because the man she's cheating with would often use her "back door" for sex, have sex anally, so that the husband wouldn't detect she's had sex with someone else (if he had sex with her later). Also, for the woman, to avoid pregnancy by someone other than her husband. (and thus, avoid getting caught cheating when the baby didn't look like, or was a different color than, the husband.
because the man she's cheating with would often use her "back door" for sex, have sex anally, so that the husband wouldn't detect she's had sex with someone else (if he had sex with her later). Also, for the woman, to avoid pregnancy by someone other than her husband. (and thus, avoid getting caught cheating when the baby didn't look like, or was a different color than, the husband.
by xr7 August 31, 2004