man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

by itchyscrot April 01, 2003

Mustard man

He is usually a young boy that has been blessed the the big gay. He is usually not very happy and always fat.

You see mustard man over there he is the big gay sooo...

by Booootyboiii12345 December 02, 2017

Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.

Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!

by Sally H. December 28, 2022

Mustard man

A very bent man

Mustard man is lgbtq and poopoo at fortnite

by Hrrry February 04, 2022