The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
When out in the city, or any other social gather, one of your friends realizes they have reached the threshold of blacking out. Said friend will then somehow disappear from the bar/party/room without anyone noticing. You get a call in the morning from this friend asking you to come pick him up from the ex-girlfriend's house again.
Can let friend/wingmen know you are going to pull a magic man by waving hand in front of face, almost as saying, "Now you see me, now you don't."
"Yo, where's Matt?"
"Fucker pulled the magic man again."
pulling out of a girl during doggy style or anal sex and switching with a friend, then running around to the outside (ideally outside of the window in front of the girl) and waving at her. inspired by a donkey punch type mentality.
requirements:
>girl >window
>willing friend with similar size penis
A man who controls magic. The nickname of a driver in Talledaga Nights. A person who is a master of illusion and can trick into see things that didn't really happen, just like weed.
Harry Potter is a magic man. He also cries like a bitch when he sees Voldemort.
Bob: Weed is magical. I get good ideas when I smoke it.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.