The sweetest, most caring person in the world, they think they're ugly but in reality they're the most beautiful person you'll ever meet. Pretty thicc too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) They will always be your friend no matter what and are always there for you. Malia's boyfriend is extremely lucky.
person 1: omg Malia is so hot <3
person 2: yeah, I would snatch her right up but Eli got to her first :/
person 2: yeah, I would snatch her right up but Eli got to her first :/
by Backup2008 November 6, 2020
Shes the hottest girl you'll meet. She is rly good at everything she does and can be the girlfriend you'll ever get, don't let a Malia go.
Guy: OMG that girl is sooo good at everything, and shes really hot too
Girl: Yeah thats Malia
Guy: Oh that explains a lot
Girl: Yeah thats Malia
Guy: Oh that explains a lot
by Furrycouples March 13, 2022
by Thatsonebabywithabodyoyoyoyoyo January 13, 2021
A girl who’s pretty dang smart. Her name in Hawaiian means “calm or gentle waters”. She gets compliments on her looks now and again, but she is modest and doesn’t really believe them. She is a mediator and a peacemaker. She is very empathetic and cannot stand to see someone sad. The kind that cries at movies a lot. Sometimes she can be off in her own la-la-land, but when she’s in reality she can be lots of fun. She loves to make people laugh, but sometimes feels like she can’t express her sadness because she is known for being happy.
by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows February 27, 2020
He will beat your face in like the malia you are; watch out for that stupid malia; he fell down the stairs like a malia.
by Thomas Cwiok August 7, 2003
the war god of hawaii
a hellbent little bitch ready to suck your life away to only ruin anothers
beware the malia
also the word substitute for fuck
a hellbent little bitch ready to suck your life away to only ruin anothers
beware the malia
also the word substitute for fuck
by regulator666 September 11, 2009
a) something that appears sweet on the outside, but is bitter to the core on the inside.
b) a manipulative person who pretends to be something they aren't; one with a dishonorable agenda.
c) one who plays victim in order to win opportunistic friendships.
d) a female character synonymous to Iago in Othello.
b) a manipulative person who pretends to be something they aren't; one with a dishonorable agenda.
c) one who plays victim in order to win opportunistic friendships.
d) a female character synonymous to Iago in Othello.
ie. you've become so transparent in your set-up, that i'm almost tempted to call you malia.
ie. i've heard from friends of friends of friends that you're actually very malia.
ie. i've heard from friends of friends of friends that you're actually very malia.
by plum11 August 26, 2011