Maistro
It is said of a mason who knows a lot and is the one in charge of a crew. Un albañil que sabe mucho y tiene otros albañiles a su cargo.
Maistro by The teacher, hmc September 8, 2018
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Mastrous
Mastrous by FetusxLauncher October 8, 2007
Mastroi Gaming
"Did you know that George is a virgin?"
"Everybody knows that, he's Mastroi Gaming"
"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"No"
"That's so mastroi gaming
"Everybody knows that, he's Mastroi Gaming"
"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"No"
"That's so mastroi gaming
Mastroi Gaming by mastraki December 3, 2022
maestrobater
"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
maestrobater by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007
Maestro's Conundrum
The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Maestro's Conundrum by boatbutter March 27, 2008
mastrophobia
mastrophobia by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012
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