Mustaches

not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.

Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."

by Isabella Hunter March 20, 2009

Mustache

A universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw **manhood. It graces small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to second guess their existence. There are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine status that each individual hair is birthed into. Resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from God himself.

** I used manhood as a majority observation. No disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.

When I grow up I want a mustache like that.

Think you can handle this mustache?! I didn't think so...

by UltraMegaKev March 5, 2010

Mustache

The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
Antonym:Evil

1) The power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!
2) Wow! what a great mustache!

by Bardsley's Sidekick THE FUZZLE October 20, 2008

mustacheer

a fellow (or a gal) sporting a respectable mustache.

Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.

I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer

by evyatron March 6, 2011

Mustache

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.

Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.

by Sipping Juice February 7, 2009

Mustache

A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe. Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.

Person 1- Whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.

by Zoan June 2, 2013

mustache

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"

Bob: Hey, like my mustache?
Bob2: no.

by scy1192 March 20, 2008