MMW 

Short for mark my words.

Chat:
Eric: dude she's gonna dump you!
Peter: she's never gonna do that, MMW!!!
*she dumps him*

MMW by StephenSquaking69420 May 14, 2020

MMW 

(n) An abbreviation for Making of the Modern World. A General Education Class at ERC at UCSD. Also known as Makes Me Wanna die and Making Me Write. Generally screws students in the ass with midterms, finals and specifically evil papers with photocopying, highlighting, and "annotated bibliographies"

I fucking hate MMW!
MMW can kiss my ass!
Fuck the MMW Writing program!

MMW by MMW student May 4, 2003

MMW 

MMW is the Acronym for Medeski Martin and Wood, A fantastic Experimental Jazz-Funk Fusion trio from the heart of Brooklyn, circa 1991.

Yo, are you down to catch MMW live?

MMW by Randazzo April 16, 2006

MMW 

Make(s) Me Wanna
-Something that gives you the desire to do something (not always by choice)
-The want to do something after seeing or doing something

Alex MMW sleep when I talk to him.

You MMW go crazy!

Erica is so hot it MMW take these pants off!

Henry is so out it MMW grab an ice pack.

You two are so cute it MMW set you two up!

MMW by Just Joshin' December 4, 2010

MMW 

MMW - Mid Morning Wank
A wank in the time between morning and noon generally around 10am to 11am

Patrick : I can't meet you until after 12 I need to have my MMW
Me : Ah shit man that means you'll miss the cinema

MMW by Cpennil69 November 15, 2019

Mmwtgs 

You your friend is acting kinda gay but he's straight you can hit him up with a mmwtgs or (miss me with that gay shit) and give him an elbow toutch and the gayness is removed.

Person 1 "Oh shoot dude you toutched me."
Person 2 " my b"
Person 1 " mmwtgs"
(Elbow toutch is give to remove gayness.

Mmwtgs by Lolololololololllllolololol May 19, 2018

mmwtb 

Miss me with that bullshit

Ex:I want you back

Me:mmwtb(miss me with that bullshit)

mmwtb by Hop_on_dat.dick April 1, 2017