Meat Wallet

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.

Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.

by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003

meat wallet

a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.

I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.

by herman11111111 December 28, 2005

Meat Wallet

A vagina. A very, very meaty vagina with big pussy lips.

Holy shit, check out that meat wallet! That would make for some good camel toe.

by Amadeus Sinclair April 9, 2009

Meat Wallet

A womans meaty vagina

I took a bite out of her meat wallet.

by InGoreious March 2, 2010

meat wallet

stanky unshaven pooty tang

son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back

by De Shawnte Kang April 20, 2008

Meat Wallet

a vagina, usually unclean

She enjoys counting the money in her meat wallet.

by Taco Bell September 25, 2005

Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011