A.) A virgin who is prone to premature ejaculation during the very very VERY early stages of sex (Like still fully clothed).

B.) A bad haircut.

C.) Ejaculates all over the place in broad daylight. (May need plastic sheeting if a Lyons is present)
I Lyonsed myself last night!!
by lockjaw princess January 19, 2011
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Lyone is a girl that is usually Filipino. She will fuck you up at times but she is still nice. She doesn’t know the difference between Tuesday and toothpaste. She is fierce.
Lyone’s a bitch OMFG yasssssss bitch fuck it up!!!!!
by Choccymilkbru May 21, 2018
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A small wannabe roadman who smokes grass out his stepdad garden. He does wheelies because he thinks hes hard. If you see Lyon Bannister approaching you then flick him on the head and he will run away like a pussy and get the LA5 Lads on you.
Oh look its Lyon Bannister please dont get the LA5 on me you alien heas twat.
by Yeet yeet suck my deek July 8, 2019
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Jake Lyon is a professional gamer that plays Overwatch. Jake competes in a league created for the shooter game on the Texas team, the Houston Outlaws. He also plays damage dealing characters from the game. Jake is known for the term "J LUL K E". A meme created by competitor xQc. Which means "Jake Lyon is mad because he is bad."
Cassie: "Jake Lyon is such a professional!"
by XxCatalystxX March 6, 2018
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Gag (joke) used on social / news comment sites where someone gives the name "Mr. Lyons" and local zoo phone number to fool other people into thinking an actual name and number for contacting has been posted for a confrontation. Used by DarthRandall on TBO.com, USA Today, and the Washington Post when provoked by angry or rude commenters who disagree with him.
"Do you have a problem with me?? Why don't you give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx, ask for Mr. Lyons."

Hey, I just "Mr. Lyons"-ed another idiot on TBO!! He fell for it and called! What a maroon!
by TheUnclieChrist March 2, 2010
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Talan Lyons Is A Sexy Abbed Person Who While Take Your Girl when he wants he will kick your A$$ if u mess with his girl Plays lots of sports Musceled like the rock
by Ikr He's a bada$$ April 25, 2017
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The Grandville, Michigan girl who went viral in high school after giving another student a bj, and posting the picture with the caption "It's milk guys I promise". Since then she has gained 20,000 Twitter followers and 15,000 on Instagram. She has been seen partying with Waka Flocka, and was featured in a music video "Cant Feel My Face Freestyle". Recently she posted a video of street fight with, soundcloud rapper, Rocco Sterling.
by blatent June 6, 2017
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