lunch break

the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker

Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."

Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."

Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."

lunch break by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009

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lunch break

Any pause from work during the typical lunch-time periods, traditionally between 11 am and 1 pm local time.
The break need not include an actual meal to be qualified as a "lunch" break; this only signifies the time and not necessarily the actions taken during the break. Lunch breaks can be as short as 5 minutes and as long as 2 hours, if your employeer allows you to get away with that kind of thing.

Can you believe it? He took a 2 hour lunch break and didn't even bother to eat lunch!

lunch break by Iknow Itall February 17, 2005

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lunch break

a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (Never after the load has been blown, that's just gross)

Man I was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.

lunch break by SpitOnMyDIK May 18, 2015

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Lunch break

Used for a “break” or rest during sex. A “lunch break” is when a man feels he is bout to ejaculate a giant load into his old lady too soon -- He stops and goes down on her for a few minutes to hold back cumming. Once his stamina is replenished, he may often find that he’s got another good 10 minutes in him! This is seen as a veteran sexual maneuver and is not recommended for lil bitch bois.

“Omg - Michael was fucking my brains out but then he got that look in his eye like he was gonna cum and I wasn’t even close! Thank god he took a lunch break, then kept going and got me off with them long slow strokes. I think I want to marry him.

Lunch break by Magic Mike & The Big D September 28, 2021