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Love Tub 

a freshly run warm bath containing sperm.
I noticed the wife had run herself a bath so whilst she was getting something in the other room I quickly nipped in and wanked into it to give her a love tub.
Love Tub by replen August 12, 2010

hot tub of love

When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.
That stupid bitch left me hanging again, so I gave her the hot tub of love.
hot tub of love by Paulie Walnutz 88 December 19, 2017

Arctic Love Tube 

Fill a condom with Love Juice or Skeet, put that bad mother fucker in a freezer, wait until that bad boy is frozen, and use it as a Dildo to make all your nasty fantasys real as a motherfucker.

Artic Love Tubes are the best way to get a bitch nice and wet before you fuck her brains out.

It is a smart idea to run the Arctic Love Tube under warm water because the freezer burn is gonna feel like razor blades in your bitches pussy.

Warning: The Arctic Love Tube is for only the baddest bitches and the nastiest freaks. Not for bitches who cant take a good fuckin.

The Arctic Love Tube was invented by Bear Gryls in 2005 when he was left in Yellowknife Canada with only a condom
Jamarcus: Wanna make a Arctic Love Tube tonight?
Tonya: Fuck Yeah! This shits gonna wreck my tight pussy!!
Jamarcus: Will you marry me?

Ashlee: Last night was tight. I was at this party and this girl was all up on me so i took her back to the crib and got my Artic Love Tube out of the freezer and mader that bitch my hoe. then i gave that bitch the hottest Cleveland Steamer
Jamal: You one badass motherfucker

I love you with tuberculosis 

TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries but it is also short for Tuberculosis. “I love you with tuberculosis” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.

This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.

It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.
A: “goodbye! I love you with tuberculosis!
B: “you too man
*hugs*

Tuba Love 

Tuba Love-Is a showing of affection/brotherhood/sisterhood between 2 or more Tuba/Sousaphone players the best known Tuba Love is The WAHS Marching Band the bands Tuba Section ingadges in Tuba Love before every single marching band function.
Leader-what time is it?
Group Together-TUBA LOVE TIME!

repeat as needed
Tuba Love by Thomas Conard September 10, 2008

Tubs of Love 

When the spindles of cd/dvds that hold your porn collection become so numerous, they are referred to as the 'tubs of love'.
James: "Hey mate can you hold these spindles of dvds while I take your photo for the corporate website"
Ben: "Yeah. . . ok, why? What are they?"
camera click with flash
James: "They are my tubs of love, baby!"
Tubs of Love by Bangerman January 6, 2009