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Louise "Cricket" Marshall

One of the most shit-random people you are ever going to meet.
She loves anime but also crime shows, and she's fantastic when it comes to cheering people up, however sometimes makes conversations really awkward...
She's really random a lot but can be serious when needed.
Her real name is Louise, we all call her Cricket. No one is really sure why.

As far as we know she spends the majority of her time on Omegle.
Person 1: Hey Cricket! *hugs*
Cricket: *hugs back* Chickens are nice when they don't bark at you.

Cricket (on Omegle): YOU MUST LEARN TO BE WHO YOU TRULY ARE. AN OCTOPUS HYBRID THAT CAN BREATHE ABOVE WATER AND ALSO FLY.
Stranger: ...IM A CAT
Stranger: MEW
Cricket: NO. YOU AN OCTOPUS.

Cricket: Well..... I'm sorry. But I'm still hotter than your pet bird.
Stranger: That could be true if I had a pet bird in the first place.
Cricket: Then I will buy you a bird and will be hotter than it.

Person 1: Dude, I talked to this one person on Omegle, and they were sooooooooooooooo weird.
Person 2: Lemme see. (Looks at chat log) Oh, I know them!
Person 1: Really? Who is it?
Person 2: Her name is Cricket. (Goes to facebook page- Louise "Cricket" Marshall (page does not really exist in real life))
Person 1: Oooh yeah that's them. Hey! This is really funny!
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026