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Louf n One who suffers a momentary lapse in clear thinking. Originally Loof, coined by 7-year old JFH to describe his sister after hearing that scripture prohibits calling another a "fool". Louf is a lighthearted though derogatory term of less severity than fool, idiot, turkey or dolt.
"You louf." said to one who has just done or said something silly.
Louf by Urban Louf June 23, 2006
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An acronym combining lul & oof to express both terms in a more comical or extreme way.
So I came home to find the dog ate my shoes LUL, the cat shredded the toilet paper OOF, but both of them knocked down the trash can & wrecked the kitchen LOUF!!!
Louf by XplicitX August 17, 2021
It may seem like the word “loud” or “loaf”was spelt incorrectly, but in reality, it means “lacking oral anal fuckies”. If you’re friend sent you the word “louf”, they didn’t mean loud. They meant LOUF.
Jason: man, my neighbours be louf as fuck
David: dude… you should help them out with that problem
Jason: omw
Louf by Ballzay January 11, 2022
Similar to loligagging.
Used when you try to avoid duties, like making ridiculous excuses for not working.
I'm gonna get un ulcer from your loligaggings, so now quit loufing and get to work!
loufing by Mason Pines February 1, 2017
a cute ass old man waving with his cute hand all the time
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loufa by Black Suppørt July 27, 2018
louffe means you like a male/female but you want to fuck them then leave straight after
i want to louffe jennifer because shes annoying
louffe by lillie keegan August 5, 2019
Loufit is an amazing person who will do brand deals with everyone even if they don't want her too. She annoying and short but has a heart of gold.
Em: Hey have you met the new girl?

Charlotte: Yeah she's such a Loufit!
loufit by Gina xoxo May 23, 2021
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