JFH

Jerking from home. We all do it when "working from home."

Co-worker (with whom you're obviously close enough to use this term): "Hey man, I'm out. See you tomorrow?"
You: "No can do, buddy. I'm JFH."
Co-worker: "Lucky you."

by Niki bee May 21, 2017

JFH

Short for Jeans from Hell, any jeans that cause perpetual discomfort while wearing them. Can refer to jeans which are too large, too small, or jeans that are notably out of style.

The only clean pants I had for last night were my JFHs, so you know that date went reaaally well
My JFH give me a jeanus but i've had them so long I can't bring myself to trash them.
I know Lisa thinks those are hot on her, but those are her JFHs, and give her a muffintop.

by Ldov June 17, 2007

JFH

Just Fucked Hair -the messed up state of ones hair post coitus.

Pretty sure I know what went down. His fine assed girlfriend Nat, had that JFH when she left the apartment.

by M-L-K August 18, 2021

jfha

J.F.H.A, acronym for "Just Fuck Her Already". Work's well for that mate who is overly keen on one bird, but doesn't have the balls to take the first step.

"John, you've cooked dinner for Sarah 3 times this week, JFHA!"

by Grantmeeverything May 31, 2018

jfhkjhdsjkfhsjkfhdjkfhjdskf

you just mash your keyboard

you:jfhkjhdsjkfhsjkfhdjkfhjdskf
me: why
you:jdhfdsjhfisjfuisfghilfsgiosrjfisdfhioshsfij

by klnfdjknfkdlg November 10, 2022

JFHC

Jesus fucking H. Christ

can be used in place of 'christ.'

'you're such an ignorant cunt. jfhc!'
'jfhc, this movie was terrible.'

by r40h October 21, 2008

jfhdhehd

Jfhdhehd is just gibberish when you want to get out of a conversation or saying something.

For example:
Jen clean your room...
What jfhdhehd that's all I heard couldn't understand.

Let's smoke weed .....
What couldn't understand sorry what jfhdhehd that's all I heard sorry

by Jake paul oopa February 20, 2019