A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.
Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.
PORK SCOTCH: Where's my cone? I bet a bloody nigger's stolen it. Wait. What's that on the back of the Maltby Lorry? It's my cone! Who put it there?
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
A person who apologises for who they are.
A generally good person, who constantly doubts them self.
Someone who apologises even when they’re not in the wrong.
A generally good person, who constantly doubts them self.
Someone who apologises even when they’re not in the wrong.
“Listen Amanda, you have every right to be at the party. Don’t be such a sorry lorry.”
“I took a took a trip to London and noticed that everyone says sorry even if they’re the one who gets bumped into. What a bunch of Sorry Lorrys.”
“I made you a cake...Sorry if I’m being a ‘Sorry Lorry’ but you probably think I’m silly for making it... plus I forgot that your favourite colour is blue. I’m sorry”
“I took a took a trip to London and noticed that everyone says sorry even if they’re the one who gets bumped into. What a bunch of Sorry Lorrys.”
“I made you a cake...Sorry if I’m being a ‘Sorry Lorry’ but you probably think I’m silly for making it... plus I forgot that your favourite colour is blue. I’m sorry”
by Katrirobell February 1, 2019
The act of rising your arms proud above your head whilst receiving a blow-job, without raising suspicion from your partner.
<Parody of the cute animal slow lorris getting tickled (popular youtube viral video)>
<Parody of the cute animal slow lorris getting tickled (popular youtube viral video)>
by M448 August 9, 2010
A dirty Lorrie is a salacious goddess, whose hypnotic gaze seduces one into a scandalous rendezvous.
by taintedcurse June 15, 2020
name for a garbage or rubbish truck in the united kingdom. they come down your street and noisly pick up your rubbish.
by Emmakitty September 8, 2009