Lorch 

To jab someone really hard in the back of the leg in the area behind the knee.

Derek was lorched so hard that he couldn't walk the next day.

Lorch by norcher January 16, 2015

lorch 

instead of using the lord’s name in vain and being sent to hell, use lorch when you are in a steamed situation

OH MY LORCH!!

lorch by [e-mail] July 29, 2018

lorch 

Any one of a hybrid species of indigestible poisons found in the eastern United States. It typically has the appearance of a half-eaten feces sample encased in regurgitated meatloaf. Although it may appear to be horrid, ugly, violent, and sluggishly stupid, looks in this case are not deceiving in the least. A lorch was last spotted in the United States, where it reportedly tried to defecate upon a rose petal and subsequently fainted of rectal hemmhoraging.

A lorch, upon seeing its reflection in a pond, may suddenly lose its petals and morph into acidic yeast mold.

lorch by malkovish November 9, 2003

Lorch Effect 

The intoxicating sexual attraction felt towards an individual named Anthony Lorch. This attraction applies to heterosexual females and homosexual/bisexual males.

'Dude did you see that girl? She couldn't take her eyes off you?'
'Yeah, the Lorch effect at play again. It's autonomous'

Lorch Effect by Lorchay September 4, 2018

mr. lorch 

A mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired

Mr. Lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair

mr. lorch by Jorhenson33 August 1, 2017

Mr.lorch

A dumbass asshole teacher that sucks titties and dicks

Man i hate mr.lorch

Mr.lorch by Wowowowowowwoowowowowowowoowwo February 28, 2018

Lochte 

The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass

Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio

Lochte by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016