A log in the shape of a dog. Also a boy. Loves fortnite to an unhealthy extent. Very sexy. Very sweet. A good boy I call him. A boy dog I call Log dog. Actually I don’t really call him Log Dog, I call him Logan, occasionally Log. Logan is one of a kind. One of the sweetest Log Dogs I know. Incredibly lovable, sexy, silly, cute and muscular like big foot. Not as furry as big foot tho. Very ticklish, snuggly and genuine. Would rate Log dog a 10/10
by Stellals246 March 26, 2018
Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.
I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!
by Journey Fan February 08, 2005
Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
by driftyshmifty November 17, 2018
After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.
John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished
by Alossissea March 28, 2018
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