by Chickenstew June 20, 2020
After a long day of work at the local newsagents, the shopkeeper finally decided to lock the shop up and retire to his bedroom, where his wife eagerly awaited him.
He headed upstairs, stripping as he went until he reached the bedroom door, which he excitedly pushed open...only to find his brother making love to his wife on the bed.
His son then appeared in the doorway behind him.
"LMTO" he laughed and his turban slid off his head.
He headed upstairs, stripping as he went until he reached the bedroom door, which he excitedly pushed open...only to find his brother making love to his wife on the bed.
His son then appeared in the doorway behind him.
"LMTO" he laughed and his turban slid off his head.
by Hungry Nose March 18, 2010
by tory borty May 11, 2013
Laughing my tits off.
(Only applies to females)
The use of this word invites a large audience to have titty sex.
If you do not have titty sex after using this word, you are in need of titty repair.
(Only applies to females)
The use of this word invites a large audience to have titty sex.
If you do not have titty sex after using this word, you are in need of titty repair.
by lmtolol September 03, 2010
by lexiaaaa November 02, 2020
Bob: what'd you do today?
Sue: Got a concussion from my alarm clock :(
Bob: LMTO!
Sue: You mean LMAO?
Bob: No, I'm a dude...LMTO!
Sue: Got a concussion from my alarm clock :(
Bob: LMTO!
Sue: You mean LMAO?
Bob: No, I'm a dude...LMTO!
by Keebers June 14, 2010
Steve: Whats black and white and red all over?
Iain: I dont know?
Steve: A penguin with sunburn
Iain: LMTO
Iain: I dont know?
Steve: A penguin with sunburn
Iain: LMTO
by DannyR2811 March 02, 2010