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living room chef 

This is a similar concept to backseat driving; this occurs when an individual shouts out questions or gives unsolicited advice to the cooking or baking process from an adjacent room. Extremely aggravating, hence the reason he or she is in the living room and not in the kitchen.
Mom (seated in a comfortable chair): "Did you remember to set the timer? I smell something burning."

Adult children (in the kitchen preparing a delicious meal for the family): "Quit being a living room chef; we got this."
living room chef by sweerkee December 28, 2011

living room legend 

a guitar god, can play any and every song you can think of, but is for some reason not famous. not quite underrated, just unknown. usually middle age, used to be in a band "back in the day", and grew up listening to and hanging out with famous"living legends". his skills on the guitar are confined to his living room and whoever happens to be over at the time
living room legend by Roblee February 28, 2013

living room test 

To check one’s moral compass about any controversial topic by visualizing your initial response if you unexpectedly walked into your living room and saw the event happening.
I thought I was fairly open-minded about gay sex until I took the living room test. Thinking about walking into my living room and seeing two strange guys getting it on on my sofa made me throw up. It is funny how we outwardly support things and internally find it disgusting.

living room balls 

From the movie "Mr. Saturday Night" (1992). A person having the courage to perform only in his or her living room to an audience of family and friends, as opposed to performing onstage in front of strangers.
You only have living room balls--no way are you ready for the big time.
living room balls by anonymous July 23, 2017

Living room baseball 

To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".
Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".

Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.

living room pissed 

When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.
Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.