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Little Rock Central High School

An incredibly boring school located on South Park street in Little Rock that's actually two schools in one. One features AP courses taught by brilliant teachers and is populated by Asians, Arabs, a few token blacks, and white kids who wear Sperrys/Uggs. The other is taught by coaches and angry old ladies and is almost completely black, with some exceptions. The school is currently run by a woman named Nancy who is quite fond of acting like a complete moron/bitch when the media is not looking. Oh yeah, the school gets attention from the news sometimes because, I don't know, it's historic. One of the Central student's favorite past-times is pretending they're better than other people because we have history or something.
Historic Little Rock Central High School is one of about three things to see if you're vacationing in our city for some strange reason.

At Central, our security guards are too fat to walk

Little Rock Central High School

The biggest school in Little Rock, AR. Has almost 3000 kids who go there.

Also where the Little Rock Nine attended school.
I go to Little Rock Central High School

Little Rock Central High School

A school where the security guards are obese and dont actually do anything
The security guards at Little Rock Central High School are obese and need to be replaced

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026