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Lickspittle 

A person who trash the Queen in his garbage book without a care for the mental health of a 95-year-old woman grieving the loss of her husband.
Pipe down, Lickspittle.
Lickspittle by Warholaola September 1, 2021
Words you can keep

lickspittle 

A brown noser trying to curry favor with the boss.
"Norbert's taking the super out to lunch again ? What a bleeding lickspittle !!"
lickspittle by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

lickspittle 

a flattering or servile person
lickspittle by A Butler ;o) April 22, 2003

lick spittle 

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle
lick spittle by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

lickspittling 

Adj. use of "lickspittle". Somewhere between being merely obsequious and being another's bitch-boy for the purpose of some present or future payoff for oneself.
Rather than becoming despondent upon learning how Congress truly worked, young Thornquist vowed to himself that he would take action at every opportunity to expose the corrupting influence of corporate greed on the democratic process, undaunted for now by their armies of lobbyists, lawyers and lickspittling lackeys.

dickspittle

noun

Used in conversation as meaning to be insignificant, unimportant or irrelevant dickspittle the word actually refers to the urine that remains in the forskin of an uncircumcised man's penis when he goes to the washroom.

The word can be used as an insult (to be called unimportant), to reject a proposal (similar to saying, "hell no") or as a description of an object or situation.

Words that can be used similarly include flyspeck, pissass and dirtbag based on the situation.
Example One:

Man One: Why don't we go out and get some drinks, forget all life's worries?
Man Two: Dickspittle! I am not in the mood to waste my life away.

Example Two:

Woman One: Oh, let's go out into the country, it would be ever so much fun!
Woman Two: No, I won't be going of to some dickspittle farm in the middle of nowhere.
dickspittle by Nate July 7, 2004

lick-spittle 

a word used by Mr Burns toward Smithers in the Simpsons,a subordinate with little credibility if any,a puppet on a string
Monty Burns; Youre nothing more than my lick-spittle Smithers,youre word is worthless you lickspittle,watch me make this lick-spittle dance like a puppet
lick-spittle by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006
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