Lego

A building brick that will destroy your leg when you step on it.

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

legos

those little things you step on and they feel like you just stepped on a nail.

"OWWWWWW I JUST STEPPED ON SOME LEGOS" you exclaim when you step on legos

by faze_buttcracks October 18, 2018

Overpriced pieces of plastic people spent there life savings on.

Josh bought a Lego set today. He died of lack of food since the Lego set was 3000 dollars.

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

Kanye West: trav we gotta drop the track.. Let's gooooooo
Travis Scott: T'was the plan legoooo

by OhhhShitItsMe April 26, 2018

A painful torture device that is useful when a person is not wearing slippers or shoes.

Fuck me! I forgot to put on my slippers when I went in my kid's room, and now I have Lego feet!

by watchuwellusleepin August 15, 2018

upon stepping on a lego, he found his foot in an unfortunate state at the hospital

by big boy 67 August 24, 2017