You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes
"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"
by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008
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1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
by Mlle. Plath March 16, 2006
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term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.
"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat
by living proof December 12, 2003
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Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.
My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.
by Jebus January 28, 2005
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To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 4, 2011
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