leather couch 

what a female turns into after consistently over tanning

man, did you see Tina the other day?

yeah, she's totally turned into a leather couch

leather couch by firegrime October 31, 2012

Leather Couch Disease

noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.

guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...

mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.

Leather Couch Disease by Brent Handles February 21, 2009

red leather couch 

Worn out pounded red pussy

When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at

red leather couch by Haha Gotem January 17, 2016

Sober as a leather couch 

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

Sober as a leather couch by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018