piss lazy

someone who is to lazy to get out of their bed/couch/sofa/etc... to take a piss so they just hold it

nates bladder exploded today because he was to piss lazy to get out of his bed

by traveling salesman September 9, 2010

Lazy Fair

Having an attitude of not really caring about the outcome of something either way. It's a real hands-off, "let do" mentality towards the world.

Lazy fair, like when you go to a fair at the end of the night and they don't really want to let you on the rides because they want to go home.

I've been deciding whether or not to get a new phone but I have a real lazy fair attitude towards it.

by FairOperator September 12, 2014

lazy blackbeard

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

by Chupacabra June 15, 2003

Lazy neighbor

When masturbating, and the masturbator also starts manually pleasing the person next to them. If the person being cranked off does not reciprocate, they are the ‘lazy neighbor’

Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...

by Storkllama April 10, 2021

Lazy savant

The zenith of humanity, a talented and intelligent, brave kind hero

That Lazy Savant guy is like Mother Theresa

by Dingding299 October 8, 2023

lazy mile

when you take a piss on a fat chick and the piss runs down all the crevices of her fat rolls

damn if you gonna fuck dat fat ho at least give her the lazy mile

by the roadster August 1, 2009

lazy bear

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.

Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"

by Bernie69 September 29, 2010