launch pad 

When getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his dick on the top of her ass crack and shoots his load into the air. A launch pad is truly successful when the jiz lands in her hair

i didn't want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad

launch pad by goooooooooch7 November 15, 2009

Launch Pad 

When the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones arse in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.

Steve lifted his arse off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart arse butt

Launch Pad by korsion August 11, 2009

Launch pad 

The area in front of a business where parking valets park expensive or exotic vehicles, in an effort to impart panache to the venue.

Ever since I got this Ferrari the valets have been giving me a space on the launch pad

Launch pad by Casademilsuenos September 17, 2021

Launch Pad 

A place where u and friends hang out or pregame before u go out to the club/ bar or party.

Hey man where is the launch pad this weekend.

Launch Pad by Shaun L. December 9, 2008

launch pad 

1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)
2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time
3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.

1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free
3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due

launch pad by Herbie :) May 11, 2006

launch pad 

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

launch pad by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

set up the launch pad 

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

set up the launch pad by Orren Jensen January 14, 2008