A fresh dog egg hidden in a suburban lawn, which is often detonated by a lawnmower leading to untold misery.
by the ghost of Samuel Johnson March 16, 2010
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The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.
by Cds February 04, 2004
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I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.
Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.
Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.
by Stronger25 December 21, 2010
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passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine
Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
by Sp33dstix November 02, 2008
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Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 12, 2006
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Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!
Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!
Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!
by WhiteAmerican777 May 12, 2010
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