Land ho!

A shit that is so large that it emerges from the toilet water like a mid-oceanic island.

Jim - Hey Jackson! The dump I just took is so long it's sticking outta water!
Jackson - *looks in toilet* "LAND HO!"

Land ho! by Eroticturdburglar June 23, 2017

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Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

Land Ho by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

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Land Ho

A whorish female. Land ho doesn't neccesarily mean they're large, fat, or whale-like, but it's a nice addition if they are fat. It's sorta like how to pass off calling a girl a whore in front of teachers without getting teachers pissed. You're supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.

Chick one: "Ugh, here she comes. I can't believe she's dating Monty. She knows I've liked him for, like, ever."

Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."

Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"

Kristin: "What is it?"

Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"

Land Ho by CyanideKiss February 24, 2010

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HO LAND

a bitch ass ho who like monkeys in her booty hole and eats refried beans for breakfast cause her pimp is broke

dat bitch is ho landin it

HO LAND by poopiesssdooo November 19, 2007

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