Laddy bants

Banter for the lads

Phoebe:ill have sex with your mum if you don't give me your pubes
Teacher:EXCUSE ME
Phoebe: miss its ighg its just laddy bants

by Igjonnyboy November 30, 2021

Laddy Daddy

Handsome and desirable (in their opinion) fathers who frequent the 'to be seen in' coffee houses on Saturday mornings, accompanied by little people they barely recognise. Laddy Daddys just occassionally glance up from the sports pages long enough to ensure that their brood stop short of actually assaulting anyone, but on the whole regard their children simply as a lure for liaisons with passing females who find perky, branded infants irresistable.

Starbucks was a zoo that morning. Stuffed full of Laddy Daddys and their designer entourage.

by Definition Di October 3, 2008

Laddie of the night

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.

Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

by theseheights January 22, 2011

crappy laddy

when you have a big shit in your pants that you are sitting on

ohh no again another crappy laddy

by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018

wew laddie

a phrase used by autists to exclaim they're surprise or disbelief of the situation at hand.

"That girl over there is hot as hell, WEW LADDIE!"

by wondaifthiswillmakeyourage March 18, 2017

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching

The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

by dO I LOOK- January 22, 2022

ball out laddy

Means to do whatever you want cause I don't care

Cev I'm going to straight to town without you guys.

Cev: Ball out laddy

by Von Montana 14 February 15, 2018