MBN's definitions

lackanookie

a frequent and sometime fatal disease, its causes are lack of use of the male or female organs resulting in hairy palms and wheezing.

Caleb finds extreme discomfort between his legs due to lackanookie,

by MBN September 20, 2004

septemannosaphobic

The fear of year 7 students.

Year 7s charged down the corridor at him.
He was definitely septemannosaphobic

by Mbn June 6, 2018