From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.
by SYFer August 9, 2003
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a small hicktown in minnesota.

rednecks galore.

you will find the people usually sitting around a bonfire smoking and drinking beer.

the partys in laporte are crazy.

country music is what you'll hear on the radios.

alcoholics are everywhere.

8 churches and 3 liquor stores and 1 school.

weed is the drug to be found.

lets get smoked up! (=
laporte minnesota has 145 people for population but they're crazy!
by blehhhh. January 7, 2010
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Laporte Highschool is a school in Laporte, Indiana, you probably would never have guessed that. it is also the place where you will find trashy kids. You walk through the halls, and all you see is: trailor trash, sluts (most common), hicks, and the kids that think they are cool because their parents have money. The other most common student you will find here are the wanna be gangsters. They are the ones that you can spot a mile away because they woddle like penguins in order to keep their pants at their knees, (god forbid their pants be at their waists). LaPorte High School is also full of rude teachers, and the teachers that dont ever make their students touch a book. Overall, Laporte High School is a horrible place and you should never send your kids there if you want them to have a chance to develop into half way decent adults.
Did you go to LaPorte High School?

Ya Dawg, I made to my sophmore year! I iz smart fo sho!
by Cinnamon Glotz January 3, 2012
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the place you shouldnt send your kids. walking through the hallways you will mostly see the preppy white boys that think they are g-eazy and walk through the halls thinking they are all bad because they smoked weed once. dont forget about the preppy white girls too. they are the ones you can smell from far away because of how much perfume they have on, and because of their absurd style of dressing, like this really isnt the 1950's? anyways, we also have the sluts which (stay away from them) might give you herpes just by looking at them, and oh yeah, the wanna be gangbangers. yanno, the black dudes that walk through the hallways with their ass hanging out screaming, "man, tanya got a fatass dawg, im bout to hit that shit right after school" with all there friends screaming on. and by the way, the teachers are also fucked up. dont let them fool you, they may seem nice the first 2 weeks or so, but afterwards they usually pick favorites (the preppy kids) and by then abandon all hope. but dont ever send your kids here.
Laporte High School is full of preppy white kids.
Your right dude, btw, you tryna smoke a blunt?
sure bro
by ejack456 April 28, 2016
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a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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