What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
When it was with someone elses tongue (eBlog:from Texas)
When it was with someone elses tongue (eBlog:from Texas)
by Chorltonwara September 17, 2008
-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
by nicholasbrunello November 01, 2010
by tori beth* June 11, 2007
by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019
Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
by Andy Borne August 10, 2004
When you suck a cock, if you slide your tongue between the head and the headskin and proceed to a long lingual caress of the headskin from within, you are licking the stamp.
by Ysengrim January 03, 2004
by Senditsammo February 05, 2019