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Lazy Button 

The act of using the handy capped button when entering a building to open the door instead of using ones own arms. Mostly used when feeling hungover or extremely lazy
Nick: Use the lazy button so we can enter the building.

Jake: Can do, why would we use the arms god gave us when we can just push a button.
Lazy Button by XxmusicmanxX September 6, 2009

Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.
That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.
Lazy butthole by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019

Lazy Butterfly 

When a male disperces fecal matter into the female's vagina. Opposite of Orange quigley.
"Sally wasn't fucking well, so I gave her the good ol' Lazy Butterfly. She hates me now."
A person who is too lazy to do anything besides sit on their butt all day. Often they deny their laziness and accept it as the situation varies. They are too lazy to eat unless they eat yogurt one tiny bite at a time. Also, they rely on others to do their work for them. Some people can pull this off while others can't.
Juliana, you are such a lazybutt, but who cares.
Lazybutt by pz<3jj April 29, 2013