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P.T.L.O.H. 

Praise the Lord on High.

Used often in a sarcastic way.
Oh, look, my midterm is tomorrow and I haven't studied. P.T.L.O.H.
P.T.L.O.H. by lifeiswonderful August 27, 2009

L.O.T.H. 

man every day im out here "L.O.T.H."
L.O.T.H. by LIL ADAM May 8, 2008

L.O.M.H. 

A christian substitute for the LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for, 1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel L. Jacksons Car.
Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?

Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.
L.O.M.H. by Slefmruts Yerffej September 29, 2010

F.I.Y.O.L.O.S.H 

Fuck
It
You
Only
Live
Once
Shit
Happens
"You stole the answer key from Mrs. Jones?"." Yeah, f.i.y.o.l.o.s.h. !"

h.o.l.l.a.n.d 

hope
our
love
lasts
and
never
dies
end of email: ttyl, holland or h.o.l.l.a.n.d

S.C.H.O.O.L. 

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.

The place where children are jailed up throughout the day. More time is spent at school and at home doing SCHOOL work then playing around on computer, ect.
Person 1: Hey, those Lovatics over there are like totally bored.

Person 2: Yeah, cause they are in S.C.H.O.O.L.!
S.C.H.O.O.L. by :) Lovaticc (: March 13, 2012
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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