A christian substitute for the LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for, 1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel L. Jacksons Car.

Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?

Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.

L.O.M.H. by Slefmruts Yerffej September 29, 2010

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F.I.Y.O.L.O.S.H

Fuck
It
You
Only
Live
Once
Shit
Happens

"You stole the answer key from Mrs. Jones?"." Yeah, f.i.y.o.l.o.s.h. !"

F.I.Y.O.L.O.S.H by That Guy In 5th Block December 10, 2012

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h.o.l.l.a.n.d

hope
our
love
lasts
and
never
dies

end of email: ttyl, holland or h.o.l.l.a.n.d

h.o.l.l.a.n.d by St. Thomas Aquinas July 29, 2007

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S.C.H.O.O.L.

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.

The place where children are jailed up throughout the day. More time is spent at school and at home doing SCHOOL work then playing around on computer, ect.

Person 1: Hey, those Lovatics over there are like totally bored.

Person 2: Yeah, cause they are in S.C.H.O.O.L.!

S.C.H.O.O.L. by :) Lovaticc (: March 13, 2012

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