Is this the Krusty Krab?

No this is patrick.

*Phone rings*
Customer A: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is patrick.
*puts down phone* *Patrick whistling when phone rings again*
Customer B: Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
*puts down phone again* *same as above*
Customer C: Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK! *smashes phone and Grunts*
Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Patrick that’s the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh?

by Romie_777 May 21, 2021

KRUSTY KRAB

WHEN A GIRL HAS A SUNBURNED ASS, YOU RUB SAND IN IT, AND BANG HER UP HER BUTT.

MARY FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH SO I SNUCK UP ON HER AND GAVE HER THE KRUSTY KRAB.

by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009

krusty krab

A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.

Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab

by thebiggestneegyouknow April 4, 2011

krusty krab pizza

The newest item on the krusty krab menu. Always remember to order with a Diet Dr. Kelp. Spongebob and Squidward will eventually deliver it to you, but they may end up at your house driving a rock.

The krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. The krusty krab pizza is the pizza absolutivaly. The KRUUUUSTY KRAAAAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAAAAA FOR YOU AND
ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.

by cant tell u January 25, 2006

Works at Krusty Krab

What girls type as their place of employment on Facebook when theyr'e unemployed

Works at Krusty Krab

by Theberryman2020 November 18, 2020

Krusty Krab Pizza

The "Krusty Krab Pizza" is a term used to reference a sexual position in which the receiving party is in the crab walk position during intercourse and both members are consuming a slice of pizza.

Dude, you gotta try giving her the Krusty Krab Pizza!

by Unimo May 19, 2019

Krusty Krab Pizzaing

When you delivery pizza on rock (crack cocaine) and annoying your neighboring friend whilst you sing a gay song.

Daniel: Yo nigga I’ve been Krusty Krab Pizzaing recently. Lmaooo my boss is gonna have my ass
Ave: Damn, really? That sucks man.

by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018