kromer

some sort of money, according to Spamton G. Spamton.

"1 kromer for your chance to be a big shot!"

by gameofallpawns October 11, 2021

kromer

valuable currency

that'll be 5 KROMER

by áééüüá September 23, 2021

kromer

money; moolah; dough; cash; rhino; gravy; greenbacks; shinplasters; bobux

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT! (Note: being a big shot costs 1997 kromer.)

by Aqxer September 23, 2021

[[Kromer]]

The thing that Spamton wants you little spongebob

would you like to donate some kromer?

by Huxflixel April 23, 2022

Stormy Kromer

When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!

"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."

by CapinQueef October 4, 2017

Stormy Kromer

Sex position very much like Cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. It is possible to be doing the Stormy Kromer and (Reverse) Cowgirl at the same time.

Friend "Have you ever heard of the Stormy Kromer?"
You "Heard of it, I've done it"

by TurkleDawg December 30, 2013

Dirty Kromer

Having hard rough sex with kromer as the main deal/ Cumming in kromer

Johnny did a dirty kromer and brought it to me.

by Kromer man November 1, 2021