koosh-tard

Any person who encompasses the traits of both a jerk and an idiot.

Dude, that mime in the park was such a koosh-tard!

by Megan and Michael August 17, 2008

koosh wrap

a slut with anal warts who dosn't tell you till after youve had sex with her, and one of her warts explodes.

That bitch is a dirty koosh wrap.

by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006

the truth.
ELI FIORE OWNS LAUREN WHATEVER in koosh.

<3

omg, eli just pwnt lauren in koosh.

by OWNEROFLAURENINKOOSH February 24, 2005

the truth.
ELI FIORE OWNS VINCENT WHATEVER in koosh.

<3

omg, eli just pwnt vincent in koosh.

The act of being extremely sad and want to tell ur friends without making them uncomfortable

Bro ____ didn’t fuck me tonight, I’m so kooshed

by Lynd$$$$$$$ November 11, 2018

verb The act of smoking weed out of a bowl, bong, joint, blunt, etc. and blowing the smoke into the vagina of a consenting woman.

My girl wanted to get freaky so I kooshed her with the weed I picked up yesterday.

by ThEBiGD July 1, 2017

A Person who's always anxious around other people and refuses to tell their personal life

Hey are you alright? You're acting like a koosh.

by Astronized May 6, 2021