Knock. Knock.

"Knock. Knock." Is a term used primarily by hackers and they send them to their victims who they are about to swat usualy on Twitter or private message.

Knock. Knock.

by Sock pen September 30, 2016

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Knock Off

English slang expression which can be used as a noun or a verb:
1 Knock off (noun), an item intended to look like something it is not, such as an expensive watch or designer clothes.
Knock off (verb) can have a number of meanings depending on context:
2 to stop working for a short break;
3 to leave work at the end of the day;
4 to steal or remove;
5 to kill or severely chastise someone;
6 to try to get close to someone for romance or casual sex;

1 That piece of shit isn’t a Rolex, it’s a knock off;
2 Let’s knock off for a cuppa, I’m parched;
3 It’s gone five o’clock, let’s knock off;
4 I’m going to knock off a few pens from the office;
5 They’re going to knock off that fat bastard he’s really pissed them off.
6 I’m going to knock off that bird from HR;

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

knock over the fishbowl

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.

Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.

by karkaran117 September 16, 2014

knock on doors

When in doubt, get off your butt and knock on doors! This is an old saying among detectives, salesmen and politicians.

I told the new guy, get off your butt and knock on doors.

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Knock Them Ankles Loose

Coined by the YouTuber Tpindell. It means to have sex with another woman. She will have her feet up in the air and while you are raming her with your rock hard cock her ankles will move side to side like they are loose.

Yo baby girl you know I love you and everything. I just want to be your friend but on a side note can I knock them ankles loose.

by PBandJ April 12, 2016

Out Knock

Out knocking means writing a dumb question that makes no sense on a test.

Christopher out knock the teacher with his project, as he asked "how do we ask questions" in a test where he was told to ask a population a question that would affect them all.

by The Chenneth December 11, 2018