Klopptard

Klopptards..dickhead liverpool supporters who live on past glories. 1 premier league title and they think they are the greatest team to ever play in the premier league

Liverpool are the most successful club in English football..”one premier league title and haven’t won the league in 30 years….fucking klopptard cunt nobody cares about what you won in 1983”

Klopptard by Foxesneverquit December 27, 2021

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klopplade

The only god, one who has the ability to pull shit out of someones ass without their own hands.

Klopplade is my hero

klopplade by naoh1k October 16, 2019

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Klopptard • klopplade • Kopitard

Kopitard

A derogatory term for a kings fan, or somebody who is a fan of Anze Koptar. See also, Kopitarded

P.S GO WILD!

Kopitard: (crying) How could we lose to the wild last night (sob)
Sensible Person: Because you have the biggest piece of shit team ever, you captain got smeared by Marek Zidlicky, and your best player is some trash from some country no one has ever heard of.

Kopitard by dodongo56 March 30, 2010

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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