the most epic word used to describe left testicle cancer. but some times used to describe my friend.
my moms dad has Klocke.
by aName December 12, 2016
Get the klocke mug.The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.
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Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
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Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017
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A pair of human female breasts, that are so large, impressive, and aesthetically pleasing, that it is only appropriate to call them by a four-syllable word.
Yvette's head games drive me totally insane, but I am powerless to resist her amazing knockeroonies.
by Mistah Know-it-all October 28, 2018
Get the knockeroonies mug."You going out tonight, Susie?"
"Yeah, I got a date with Johnny!"
"Johnny? Geez, does he even have a job? I'm surprised you can pry him off of the couch! He’s 26 years old and still living with mommy. Last I heard he didn’t think there was any reason to even try to get out on his own or nuthin’. He’s got about as much ambition as my pet Goldfish”
"I know...he really IS a Low Knocker, isn't he? What was I thinking?!"
"I can't answer that, but call that Low Knocker back and break it off. You can do better, Susie. Much better!"
"Yeah, I got a date with Johnny!"
"Johnny? Geez, does he even have a job? I'm surprised you can pry him off of the couch! He’s 26 years old and still living with mommy. Last I heard he didn’t think there was any reason to even try to get out on his own or nuthin’. He’s got about as much ambition as my pet Goldfish”
"I know...he really IS a Low Knocker, isn't he? What was I thinking?!"
"I can't answer that, but call that Low Knocker back and break it off. You can do better, Susie. Much better!"
by Christine Rivers January 25, 2009
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Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"
by Utah Ski Bums May 23, 2010
Get the Knockers on the Knockers mug.1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.
2. Hooters restaurants.
2. Hooters restaurants.
Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.
Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.
Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.
Shane (older gentleman): Indeed
Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.
Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.
Shane (older gentleman): Indeed
by Titman69 July 22, 2009
Get the Fort Knockers mug.A persons distinct/unique knock that allows them to be identified before being seen or heard.
This allows the person to decide if they want to let the person in or pretend they're not in.
This allows the person to decide if they want to let the person in or pretend they're not in.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK......KNOCK....KNOCK..... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "whats that?!?" "Thats Matthew with the tens!" "how do you know?" "Duh! Knocker ID! N.O but you're stupid! "
by B247E June 25, 2010
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