The sweetest, cutest, funniest, most adorable being you
will ever see in your entire life and beyond. Has the legendary ability to mind control you to
pet them using only their faces and eyes,
will occasionally do something super addictively cute like trying to grab your limbs and hands or chasing your feet just to keep you interested in petting them.
They have won. The
kitty war has been finished a long time ago. We had no chance. We humans are their slaves now. We must obey.