The god standard for men. Often used to compare other men to. Is said to exist only in the lust-filled imagination of women everywhere.
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A kirby is a master of the sexual arts and is an amazing lover. Often citing his 36 orgasm minimum rule, the women who are lucky enough to be with a kirby are always allowed to miss work for a few days of bed-rest from sheer exhaustion.
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It is said that a kirby can also make a woman orgasm by merely thinking about her. This is true of course, but he rarely ever does this since the orgasm is often so violent as to cause what people today call 'earthquakes'.
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His sense of humor is incredible. In fact instead of breaking up with a woman and condemning her to a hellish life without him, a kirby will often make her orgasm while making her laugh. This combination is very lethal. It makes him sad to see her go, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
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A kirby's intelligence knows no bounds. He knows pretty much everything, and if he doesn't know something he makes it up, but he knows how to bend space and time to make that which he made up true.
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A kirby is a master of the sexual arts and is an amazing lover. Often citing his 36 orgasm minimum rule, the women who are lucky enough to be with a kirby are always allowed to miss work for a few days of bed-rest from sheer exhaustion.
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It is said that a kirby can also make a woman orgasm by merely thinking about her. This is true of course, but he rarely ever does this since the orgasm is often so violent as to cause what people today call 'earthquakes'.
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His sense of humor is incredible. In fact instead of breaking up with a woman and condemning her to a hellish life without him, a kirby will often make her orgasm while making her laugh. This combination is very lethal. It makes him sad to see her go, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
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A kirby's intelligence knows no bounds. He knows pretty much everything, and if he doesn't know something he makes it up, but he knows how to bend space and time to make that which he made up true.
My friend Sara went out with a kirby last year, she missed alot of work, something about bed rest. It was sad when she passed away, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
by All Women January 5, 2007
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To take and or steal by devouring or swallowing. Comes from the Nintendo 64 game Kirby in which to steal other peoples powers he would swallow them.
To take and or steal by devouring or swallowing. Comes from the Nintendo 64 game Kirby in which to steal other peoples powers he would swallow them.
by That one crazy kid October 29, 2006
A female name, not to be confused with Kirby. Kirbi usually has a larger than life persona that can influence those around her in a negative or positive way.
by JustHereToSaveTheWorld February 1, 2015
A really fun, nice person. Kirby is really pretty and always has time for her friends! She loves talking and writing.
by _tell_me_why_ October 11, 2010
1. a pink, ballooned shaped video game character who features the ability to suck up enemies. Kirby is owned by Nintendo and has been in more than 15 video games (even more if you count his Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. Melee appearances).
2. because of a similar color, the name kirby is used to describe a women's clitoris.
3. (less commonly used) a Kirby is the name for a massage that ends with a happy ending.
2. because of a similar color, the name kirby is used to describe a women's clitoris.
3. (less commonly used) a Kirby is the name for a massage that ends with a happy ending.
1. Tom: Did you buy the new kirby game?
Steve: Those games are for kids, besides all Kirby does is suck (laughs).
2. Mike: So what happened after the party with you and Cindy?
John: Let's just say I got close but I never saw a "Kirby".
3. Jim: After the massage, I slipped her $1000 dollars in chinese money, and she gave me hand.
Sam: Damn I wish I had gotten a "Kirby".
Steve: Those games are for kids, besides all Kirby does is suck (laughs).
2. Mike: So what happened after the party with you and Cindy?
John: Let's just say I got close but I never saw a "Kirby".
3. Jim: After the massage, I slipped her $1000 dollars in chinese money, and she gave me hand.
Sam: Damn I wish I had gotten a "Kirby".
by griffon_47 November 1, 2005
by zeldafan678 December 30, 2010
come here kirby
by the real dave12 June 21, 2020