a dickhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the balls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out bitch im coming for you.
a southsider knacker baby who slags northsiders and gets raped in the bum by his rich daddy cos he drives a bmw and a hummer.
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a mr kipling is were a man cumms all over a womans face
jeezus did u see peter north do all those mr kipling i am goin to do that 2night
by morrisracing69 September 20, 2008
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a child who lives in the homezone which is situated in wolverhampton in the fordhouse area these children are mostly tramps or of poor backgrounds and walk around with food all round their mouths and shoes with no laces and hang me downs also known as ultimate shotsthey also smell terrible and have no shame in what they do and how they do it
"yo look at dem kipling kids bess move up dey myt try nd rob ur laces"

"haha u joka, der all lil tramps ill jus smack em in der gumz"
by J0nny M4ck August 5, 2006
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a child that lives on kipling road with about 16 other brothers and sisters. these ppl walk round with yesterdays dinner round there mouths and no shirts on as it is there brothers turn to wear the clothes. they have no laces watch out they might take yours they are known for it.
watch your laces dat kipling kid is lukin over here
by nappa August 12, 2006
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As in Mr Kipling, purveyor of fine cake(s). Cake being slang for money, specifically cash. The term Kipling is commonly used when communicating with business associates via text or telecon, notably to conceal the fact that certain works may be paid via cash as opposed to putting "through the books".
Bazza: Dal, I've finished clearing the scran off the roof tiles with the cherry picker.
Dal: Good boy, I'll see you at the weekend with the kipling.
by Pat the builder April 26, 2020
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