kipling kid

a child who lives in the homezone which is situated in wolverhampton in the fordhouse area these children are mostly tramps or of poor backgrounds and walk around with food all round their mouths and shoes with no laces and hang me downs also known as ultimate shotsthey also smell terrible and have no shame in what they do and how they do it

"yo look at dem kipling kids bess move up dey myt try nd rob ur laces"

"haha u joka, der all lil tramps ill jus smack em in der gumz"

by J0nny M4ck August 5, 2006

kipling kid

a child that lives on kipling road with about 16 other brothers and sisters. these ppl walk round with yesterdays dinner round there mouths and no shirts on as it is there brothers turn to wear the clothes. they have no laces watch out they might take yours they are known for it.

watch your laces dat kipling kid is lukin over here

by nappa August 11, 2006

Stop killing kids

Says Candy O but if her religion is true then he ISN'T killing kids. The good ones are going to heaven and the bad ones are going to hell.

Hym "Therefore, killing kids only has moral significance if her religion is false. And IF NOT, and the religion is TRUE... He can't stop killing kids. Because he isn't. They are immortal. They have immortal souls. The religion leaves no room protesting the death of children because under the auspices of her own religion, whatever is happening to those kids is, in fact, whatever her God wants to happen. They are either burning forever in a lake of fire OR they were fast-tracked to paradise. And there is no in-between. She also has no moral basis for things like threatening children. Nothing in the Bible about threatening kids and there is A LOT in the Bible about murdering them. God regularly tells people to do it and/or sends bears to murder them himself. Tells Isaac to murder his son. Tells Jebthah to murder his daughter. Tells Saul to kill all of the men, women, children, and animals and then when Saul FAILS and has David do it. And it would be weird for Sodom and Gomorrah to be completely devoid of children or the entire world to be devoid of children before the flood... So... Yeah, no, but it DOES say something about not being allowed to steal."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

killing the kids

Jerking off and shooting a load. Millions of sperm (potential children) die every time someone jerks off.

I walked in on my brother when he was killing the kids. OR I think I'll go home, watch some porn and kill the kids.

by toadslayer72 March 16, 2010

Kidling

a child.
young girl.
longing for love.
lives life and wants to always be happy.

Aw look at that kidling.

by s3love May 11, 2009

Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021

Kidding Killing

When you tell someone you're going to kill them, but you don't really mean it. You're kidding that you're killing. You can also have "kidding joking" but only in the right context, NO EXCEPTIONS....or I'll kill you...just kidding killing.

Amy: I accidently stole everything that is on your door/wall/carpet etc....
Paulo: I'm going to kill you!!!
Amy: What!?!
Paulo: Just kidding killing.

by 6 4 1 November 8, 2008