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Old King Charlie 

Now there are a few tricks to doing this. To begin you will need:

1. maple syrup

2. an open to anything girl

Now during sex you shall go very fast now very sneaky. Grab the syrup and proceed to place it on your old king.then take it deep inside the girl and pull out slowly, as slow as possible if it is done correctly you should get the string of syrup. take that string of syrup and pull it using only your old king all around the girls head 3 times. after you have finished continue to have sex until you ejaculate screaming at the end "CHARLIE".
Man I was able to get the crown around her head twice last night when I did the Old King Charlie.
Old King Charlie by jitre February 14, 2012

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 

Breed of dog that origingated in England a long friggin time ago. They were the royal dog until the pug was introduced. Looks a lot like a Cocker Spaniel, but nothing like it. Cocker Spaniels are stupid. Cavaliers are the best pets ever.
What kind of a dog is that? 'It's a Cavalier King CHarles Spaniel, you idiot!'

King Charles’ Fingers 

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.
“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”
King Charles’ Fingers by boxy0127 September 13, 2022

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 

A small breed of spaniel that weights, on average 15 or 16 pounds. Four coat variations occur: Blenheim, Tricolour, Black and Tan, and Ruby. A favorite breed of Britain's King Charles II, it also used to be the royal dog. Cavaliers are typically very friendly dogs, and excellent with children
That dog over there might look a bit like a cocker spaniel, but in reality it is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

King Charles III 

Did you know that king Charles III is the current monarch of the united kingdom?
King Charles III by Why_tho? September 12, 2022

King Charles 

The Walmart version of Lizzie Windsor my slay queen
person 1: Did you hear? King Charles is the new king!
person 2: Oh no! He's gonna fuck up england!