kick your puppy

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.

Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.

by PapiBama August 23, 2007

puppy kicking

Picking on or challenging someone who is obviously weaker and will be no contest in a duel.

Guy 1: Did you see the Corvettes calling out the Hondas at the track?

Guy 2: Yes, I don't know why they decided to go puppy kicking.

by Priapuss February 23, 2017

Drop-Kicked My Puppy

To Take Someone's Idea

"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."

by Two Improvising Students October 23, 2013

i want to kick your puppy

I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY What happens when you enable Itap English or t9 Text messaging

Tod wanted to text maria "I want to Lick your pussy" but instead she ignores his calls because she received I want to kick your puppy...

by I saw it all mannn Ive heard a lil August 30, 2007